Saturday, March 15, 2008

What kind of beer are you?





You are Guinness. You are brooding, bitter, and often in a dark, pensive mood. You are an intellectual and a dreamer, but your passion and emotions can sometimes get the better of you.

For those of you who wonder why....

...I do theater. Here is the answer.

Any Questions?

My 4

4 jobs I have had in my life:

1. Dishwasher
2. Grocery Bagger
3. Pool Boy
4. Customer Service Phone Rep

Four movies I would watch over and over (or have watched over and over):

1. Star Wars (That's no moon, it's a space station!)
2. 300 (Tonight we dine in hell!!!!)
3. The Neverending Story (Falkor kicks ass!)
4. The Princess Bride (I'm on the Brute squad...You are the Brute squad!)

Four places I have lived:

1. Orlando, Fl,
2. Grand Rapids, MI
3. Tampa, FL
4. Stone Mountain, GA

Four TV shows that I watch:
1. Jericho
2. Criminal Minds
3. Bones
4. House

Four places I have been:
1. Hawaii
2. Las Vegas
3. California (it was only a layover on my way to Hawaii but it still counts.)
4. Nashville

Four people who email (or call) me regularly (in no particular order):

1. George Dwyer (he's a crazy mofo)
2. J9 (she's my ex-wife, theatrically speaking of course)
3. G (he is my counterpart of German heritage)
4. Dwight (he's my brother and takes that role very seriously)

Four of my favorite foods:
1. Fried Chicken
2. Pulled Pork Barbecue sandwich (especially the ones from Leroy Selmon's)
3. My mamma's Meatloaf (no one else's though)
4. My grandmother's peach cobbler (not likely to ever taste it again though as she passed away two years ago.)

Four places I would like to be right now:
1. Anywhere but work
2. Scotland
3. At a baseball game
4. Playing Golf

Four things I am looking forward to this year:
1. 1776 (one of the musicals scheduled for next season)
2. Visiting my brother and sister (to bad I have to go to Michigan to do that)
3. Braves Baseball
4. The return of UGA football (only 6 months to go)

Four people who should post four things about them:
1. J9
2. Jennifer V.
3. Pete (i think he should start his own blog because I would like to know what goes on in his head)
4. George D. (same reason as above)

Saturday, March 8, 2008

More Convoluted Movie Trivia!

I can't stop thinking them up. Here are some more. Enjoy.

1. Captain Picard kidnaps William Wallace.

2. El Mariachi dates Forrest Gump.

3. Dances with Wolves throws a perfect game.

4. Iceman hunts lions with the son of Spartacus.

5. Queen Amidala shaves her head.

6. G.I. Jane stops the Apocalypse.

7. Captain Hook goes to Vegas.

8. Billy Madison cooks food.

9. Magnum P.I. goes to Japan.

10. John McClane saves the world.

11. James Bond meets Blade.

12. Jason Bourne plays golf.

13. Alfred Pennyworth shoots Superman with a crossbow.

14. Jack Burton faces an Egyptian god.

15. The Terminator teaches kindergarten.

Some should be easy but hopefully there are a few tough ones here.

Til we meet again,

Paul

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Convoluted movie trivia.

It's time to play a game. Here are the rules, I will describe a movie using references to other works the actors were in and it is your duty to guess the movie. For example "The flying nun picks cotton" means Places in the Heart, or "Han Solo goes Amish" means Witness. Hope you enjoy.

1. Obi-Wan Kenobi meets a giant.

2. Vito Corleone fights Sugar Ray Robinson.

3. Rocky sing county music.

3. Neo rides a bus.

4. Captain Jack dies in his sleep.

5. Ellen Ripley becomes first lady.

6. Peter Venkman plays golf.

7. Batman stays at home to watch the kids.

8. Gus McCrae preaches a sermon.

9. Miss Daisy meets aliens.

10. Thulsa Doom goes to a baseball game.

That's it for now hope these work your brain a little.

Til' we meet again,

Paul

Friday, February 22, 2008

If they rebooted the franchise. Part 1.



I was thinking the other day, the new trend in movies right now is to take movies that have had success in the past that have fallen on hard times and "Reboot" the franchise. Batman Begins, Superman Returns and Rob Zombies Halloween just to name a few. So I started to think about what movies I love that I would like to see rebooted and who I would cast in the roles. So occasionally I will be posting my ideas for reboots. Hope you enjoy and please feel free to join in.




Movie #1


Highlander:

This is one of my all time favorite movies. I love the original and the subsequent television series that followed. Unfortunately just about every one of the sequels has sucked hardcore. The only one that was and still is watchable is Endgame and that is only because of Adrian Paul, who is a far better actor and more believable Scotsman than Christopher Lambert. So if I were to remake this movie this is who I would use.

Connor MacLeod: Gerrard Butler: The guy is a phenomenal actor plus he is a full blooded Scot.

Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez: This is the role immortalized by Sean Connery. So when thinking of an actor who has not only the chops but the obvious sex appeal to follow that legend only one actor springs to mind. Antonio Banderas

The Kurgan: The main antagonist. This role was beautifully crafted by Clancy Brown. He has a very distinctive bass voice so the only man who could play this part in my mind in Tony Todd aka The Candyman.

Brenda Wyatt: This one was tough because the character of Brenda is one of the few that I have always felt was underdeveloped but I think I would have to pair Mr. Butler with his 300 co-star Lena Heady. She is not only beautiful but a very strong and talented actress.

Heather MacLeod: I believe that Kate Winslet would be a great Heather. Not only is she talented she has a certain gravitas about her that Heather would need to have.

As for the rest of the cast it is really only small bit parts so they could be filled with just about anyone. One thing I would do however is write in an appearance for Duncan MacLeod so that Adrian Paul could have a cameo but that is just me.

Anyway I know that I am the biggest dork of all time but I don't care. This is what I've chosen to write about today. I hope you have enjoyed this post and there will be more to follow. Feel free to join in the discussion.

Til we meet again,

Paul

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Words.

I consider myself somewhat of an amateur wordsmith and every now and then I wil read or hear a word that sticks out as a really cool one. So I am taking this opportunity to share some of those words that have struck me in my life. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do but if you don't I really could care less.

1. Nefarious- adjective
extremely wicked or villainous; iniquitous: a nefarious plot.

2.Malevolent- adjective
a.
wishing evil or harm to another or others; showing ill will; ill-disposed; malicious: His failures made him malevolent toward those who were successful.
b.
evil; harmful; injurious: a malevolent inclination to destroy the happiness of others.
c.
Astrology. evil or malign in influence.

3. Puhlcritude- noun
physical beauty; comeliness.

4. Svelte- adjective, svelt·er, svelt·est.
a.
slender, esp. gracefully slender in figure; lithe.
b.
suave; blandly urbane.

5. Asinine-
a.
foolish, unintelligent, or silly; stupid: It is surprising that supposedly intelligent people can make such asinine statements.
b.
of or like an ass: asinine obstinacy; asinine features.

6. Gorked- See above.

That's all for now. I'll post more at a later time

Til' we meet again

Paul